Seventh Amendment Set - What Are The Swear Words I Can't Say?

NOTE: This post contains explicit language.

I cannot under any circumstances say the following words.

Asshole

Bitch

Bullshit

Cunt

Douchebag

Dumbass

Faggot

Fuck

Gay (As in "That was the gayest shot I've ever seen!")

Idiot

Motherfucker

Nigger

Pussy 

Retard

Shit

Slut

Whore

and Pretty much every word here:  http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary

NOTE: Despite it having "bloody" & "hell" on there. Those words are NOT banned, They are used for comedic effect.