A Massive Proposal

Ok. Here it is.

For the Season Ending Games

In the ASCBBL: The game could be held on the outside Basketball Court. Which for commentary will called (The SN Outdoor Basketball Center) 

In the ASCDBL: The game could be held on the grass area near the P-4 Playground. Which for commentary will called (SN Outdoor Stadium) 

These shall be decided upon on Monday.

Procedure for ASCDBL Season End Game

• 3:30 - 3:45: Change into Casual Clothes

• 3:45 - 4:05: Prepare Apple TV, TV, iPad, Wi-Fi Hotspot, Trophy, Medals & Place Cones (Away side any time after 3:45, Home before staff discussion) 

• 4:05 - 4:10: Check Equipment

• 4:10 - 4:15: Double Check All Equipment

• 4:15 - 4:20: Arrange Lines & Teams

• 4:20 - 4:27: Waltzing Matilda, Advance Australia Fair & Holy Grail to be played.

• 4:30 - 5:15: Game played

• 5:15 - 5:20: Medal and trophy awarded

Commentary on Week 7

12 in a row. Red win another sudden death. In all honesty this is saddening. I shall make no commentary. Goodnight.

Commentary on Week 6

Sorry. Just a day late, Let's do this.

In the ASCDBL, The game ran smoothly until the 37 minute mark at which point something really bizzare occurred. The cones on the red side were knocked down but it was stated that a player 

deliberately knocked them down. I then did something that had no precedence. I asked the players if the player who knocked down the cones should be removed. There was a unanimous yes decision. So that was a no result and the clock still running was reset to 37 minutes. Chaos then occurred later on and so the clock was reset to 33 minutes. After that the game was usual then it went down to the wire, Red seemed to be continuing a regulation winning streak that was until the clock went to the last 5 seconds and a back wall happened. With no players out on each side the game went to 1 minute 3 elimination overtime. With no winner after this the game went to sudden death where Red won. 

Now on to the game which made the staffs Best and Fairests go out the window. It was a Thursday ASCBBL game. Very rare for the season and only the 2nd so far. The older players were doing great and had good sportsmanship, The little kids were the opposite to the extent that none of them got B and F points. 2 players in particular did wonderfully and Red had a W10 streak. I felt that 3 players deserved 3 points. So I asked if that was possible and one of the staff (S1) wouldn't let me award 2 players them (READ BELOW TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED) 

I then announced it with that exact staff member telling me not to say who else I would've given points.  I said who I would've awarded them and as I was walking to the scoring desk to get my things another staff member (S2) said I went against S1's wishes. I then said S2, I DONT NEED A LECTURE! Right in front of everyone and then I said "See ya next week!" and left SN Center with my things enraged. I soon came back saying I would go against S1's decision. S1 then said a few things and then I pointed at S1 & S2 saying "I'm still annoyed at both of you" then left again. I then went to the office and opened the B & F Results box and wrote 5 players down for 3 points and alas my point below.

Guys, Everyone has bad moments. That was mine, I won't announce anymore until the Thursday after the seasons end (Commentating continues) Also, I will take over B and F results. I swear bias won't be there. I wear grey for a reason and if I wear a colour I will cover it with a jacket. 

Anyway, That's my piece tonight. See ya next week.

NOTE: I'm not mad at my co-ordinator in fact I'm quite happy with her. One more thing to everyone: PLEASE CONSULT ME ON HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT! I have the timers in front of me so if your planning free time please ask because there have been some issues. Now that is my end piece. Goodnight.

Ty KELLY

ASCBBL/DBL Commissioner 

Seventh Amendment Set - What Are The Swear Words I Can't Say?

NOTE: This post contains explicit language.

I cannot under any circumstances say the following words.

Asshole

Bitch

Bullshit

Cunt

Douchebag

Dumbass

Faggot

Fuck

Gay (As in "That was the gayest shot I've ever seen!")

Idiot

Motherfucker

Nigger

Pussy 

Retard

Shit

Slut

Whore

and Pretty much every word here:  http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary

NOTE: Despite it having "bloody" & "hell" on there. Those words are NOT banned, They are used for comedic effect.

Sixth Amendment Set - Disciplinary Sanctions

UPDATE: THIS WAS APPROVED BUT IT WILL BE AMENDED 

1. The Commissioners powers are: To update standings, Discipline players with fouls on the court, Determine Best & Fairest winners, Award Trophies, Choose captains & Write amendment sets.

1(i). Because of what happened in Week 6, Best & Fairests shall be written. 

2. All other powers are reserved to the Coordinator.

3. After all games I will meet with the Coordinator and discuss any issues I have.

4. As of Week 6, Suspensions of any length must be from actions on the court.

4(i). Furthermore, Any suspensions must be approved by the Coordinator.

4(ii). I as Commissioner am allowed to recommend suspensions however they must be approved by the Coordinator

4(iii). At any point the Coordinator can decide to revoke a suspension. 

5. It is up to my disrection whether to award a Green, Yellow or Red foul.

5(i). If I wish to award a black foul, I shall tell the staff why and if approved I will award it.

6. It shall be accepted that any fight results in a 2 game suspension.

Fifth Amendment Set: Timing, Discipline, Dissent, Commentary & Gym Names

This will be the one with miscellaneous things.

1. In accordance with the First Amendment set all games are under running clocks (The clock will not stop except for injuries)

1(i). I ask that all games be allowed to be run to their conclusion.

2. Disciplinary Sanctions must be done through the Sixth Amendment set.

3. If a player argues a decision they should be warned and if it is continued then 2 free throws will be given to the opposing team.

4. During the game I will provide commentary for the fake network SNSports, There are only two conditions one is for staff the other for me.

4(i). I am not allowed to swear what so ever in any commentary (Swearing is covered in the Seventh Amendment Set) 

4(ii). The staff shall not censor commentary except where to not do so would breach 4(i).

5. The Gym during the ASCBBL is known as SN Center, During the ASCDBL it is known as SN Stadium.

Fourth Amendment Set - Captaincy & Jump Ball

Alright. Here we go again.

1. Two players will be awarded captaincy in the ASCBBL/DBL the powers of them are listed below

    • If it is a special game they will be awarded the trophy.

      • They will barring a specific set of circumstances be given the power to choose players.

         • They shall participate in the Jump Ball

2. At the begginning of all periods the two captains will be called in for the Jump Ball

    • However if it is deemed that one captain would have a severe size advantage then they will be        replaced

Next up: The Fifth Amendment Set

Commentary on Week 5

I dreaded writing this. Let me make it clear, That no result was awful. I didn't like announcing it but it had to be done the amount of players and scoring was extremely low. I'm so thankful that A5 (My best friend) messaged me after it. That made me happier.

Now to the DBL: Oh boy... With 38 minutes played the game was still tied. The staff voted for the winner and Red won. It was a bizzare ending but at least it wasnt a tie. Now next week we continue 

Second Amendment Set - Refereeing, Score Changes, Fouls (ASCBBL)

This is the second amendment set. 

1. Before invoking any disciplinary sanctions, There must be a reason.

    1a. This reason must be stated to either the commissioner or another referee and then referred to the commissioner

2. There is only one reason that a team will get points from not getting a basket and those are palpable unfair acts as defined below

• If a player is pushed during a shot then it will be called as follows "Palpable unfair act - Pushing, Insert Team awarded 2/3 points." 

• If a player deliberately trips someone then it will called as follows "Palpable unfair act - Tripping, Insert Team awarded 2/3 points." 

3. If a team at any point changes the scoreboard then the player whom commits the act is awarded an on-notice penalty.

4. The scoreboard will only change time or scores if any of the following occur

• A score is made.

• There is a penalty awarded as the clock is on 0.0 

(In this instance the player will get their free throws & The clock will be reset to 20 seconds. Once the free throws are taken then the clock is set to the next period except in Period 4.)

• There is an injury (This is the only reason other than me disputing calls which will cause clocks to stop) 

• If a team commits an palpable unfair act.

5. I as commissioner reserve the right to: Change scores, Update standings (With regard to the Third Amendment Set: Game Results, Score Changing, Multiple Fouling & Technology) Revoke calls from a referee if I find necessary and make calls if necessary.

6. Necessary shall be considered as the following "If a referee made no call on earlier fouls and now does then the call will be revoked."

7. Following Week Fours incident, A score cannot be changed by me in order to do the following

  7a. Make a game enter overtime or shootout.

    7b. Make a team be awarded bonus points (BP) on the standings.

8. I also being a referee may make a call if seen as necessary.

9. Ok, I will now change the colour system for fouls. It now works as follows
💚 - (Green foul) - Awarded for minor acts of unsportsmanlike behaviour, 1 free throw awarded.

💛 - (Yellow foul) - Awarded for severe acts of unsportsmanlike behaviour, 2 free throws awarded.

🔴 - (Red foul) - Awarded for major acts of unsportsmanlike behaviour, 3 free throws awarded.

           

10. Fouls are not awarded to players. However, If staff observe major disobedient acts. They can receive a  ⚫️ - (Black foul A) or ✖️(Black foul B), A Black foul A is a send off for 1 period meanwhile a Black foul is an ejection

11. In the hopefully rare situation that due to injury and black fouls a team is bought down to 4 players then the following protocol must be applied.

11a. If 5 players are left and one gets a black foul, Then they MUST remain in the game. With one massive difference, The foul free throw values are doubled.

11b. If due to injury a team is bought to 4 players then the following protocol will be applied

11b(I). The other team must pull one of their players except if 11c occurs

11c. If both teams are bought to 5 players and both teams receive injuries, Then the game will go to 4-on-4

11d. If a team while on 4 players loses another player due to injury, Then the other team must pull one of their players except if 11e occurs. 

11e. If both teams receive injuries while playing 4-on-4 the game will proceed to 3-on-3.

11f.  If while on 3-on-3 a team receives an injury, Then the game will be declared a non-result. 

Updated April 21st to update the Black foul system.

Third Amendment Set - Game Results, Score Changing, Multiple Fouling & Technology

This shall be the third amendment set.

1)      Game results can be called in one of four ways

i)        OFFICIAL RESULT – If a game has full period scoring and full accurate play-by-play it will be declared as an OFFICIAL RESULT

ii)       FINAL RESULT – If a game only has a score and incomplete play-by-play it will be declared as a FINAL RESULT

iii)     FORFEITED GAME – If a team forfeits then it will be declared as a FORFEITED GAME

iv)     NO RESULT – If a game has no result called for it then it shall be a NO RESULT

2)      Scores may only be changed by the Commissioner in accordance with the Second Amendment set

3)      If a player is given a foul and another foul is committed against them, Then the free throws from such foul will be added to the further foul.

i)          However if a player incurs multiple fouls then all are multiplied (For example if a player gets 5 red fouls they will receive 15 free throws)

4)      The score during Live Play is kept on the iPad app Ballers Scoreboard. All scores from games are kept here SN Sport Results, All play is shown using an Apple TV and Pauline’s HTC Phone shall be a Wi-Fi Hotspot.

i)          However if the Apple TV is unoperational then it will not be used.

First Amendment Set - Game Timing, Forfeiture & Schedules

This shall be the first of two amendment sets.

1. As of March 5th, Dodgeball games will run for 45 Minutes.
2. All games will run under a running clock (Meaning the clock will not stop except for injuries).
3. In Basketball a team will have a game forfeited under these circumstances

• If a team doesn't have 5 players on the court then the following green text will be applied
• The team will be called on the following penalty "Too few players on the court" 
• They will then be provided 20 seconds to place them on the court. 
• If 20 seconds expire then the score will be called as is (If the forfeiting team is leading then the score will change to make the team who didn't forfeit to have won the game by 2 points)
• Furthermore no bonus points will be awarded to the forfeiring team.

4. If in the ASCBBL a public holiday occurs the game will be rescheduled to Thursday.

5. If in the ASCDBL a public holiday occurs the game will be rescheduled to Friday.

6. If a game is cancelled it will not be rescheduled.
7. If the Anaheim Ducks participate in the Stanley Cup playoffs, The Boston Red Sox in the MLB postseason or The Los Angeles Lakers participate in the NBA playoffs then the rule will be applied like this
7a. If a game is on Monday it is rescheduled to the Thursday under Rule 4.
7b. If a game is on Wednesday it is rescheduled to the Friday under Rule 5.
7c. If a game is on both days then they are BOTH rescheduled.
7d. If a game is played on a Monday and Thursday or Wednesday and Friday then that game is rescheduled to the next week.
7e. If a game is played on a Monday and Thursday AND Wednesday and Friday then both games is rescheduled to the next week.
7f. If a game is played on the reschedule date then that game is cancelled except for the exception in 7f(I)
7f(I). If a game is a trophy game then it MUST be played on any date deemed acceptable even if it disrupts regular season play.




Updated on April 20th due to new schedule updates.

Commentary on Week 4

No commentary this week. I have a notice to place up today and rules will certainly be changed.